how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
(Source: jaclcfrost)
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
(Source: establishedin81)
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
(Source: establishedin81)
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
